This last weekend I went on a date! Yay for me...not really. His name is Mark. (real name used) He is from Centerville but now lives in Saratoga Springs. We made plans to go up to Park City and go to dinner. He wanted to take me for a drive in his Ford Mustang. He picks me up on Saturday and here are the highlights:
*When we walked to his car from my driveway, he didn't open my door for me.
* He talked about his money, house, car, and EX-Wife all night long. Gag.
*Every time we came to a red light he would rev his engine and look at the other drivers and do that insanely cocky head nod.
*He had to show off and got the speed up to 120 mph!
*Not ONCE did he ask me about myself to get to know me.
*He answered his phone all night.
*I was able to choose dinner...we went to Baja Cantina. Being the smart girl I am, I ordered the most expensive plate on the menu. Hello, if you are going to talk about your money-you gotta pay up.
*He had to drive me to his house in Saratoga Springs. It was beautiful.
*We watched a movie...he had the NERVE to hold my hand!
*After the credits rolled, he turned to me and asked if he had told me how awesome of an athlete he was in High School. He set state records that still have to be beat!
*On the drive home, he was telling me about his dating life. He proceeds to tell me a story about this girl that he once dated briefly. He liked her and went out of town for business and vacation. When he arrived home, he noticed that she had gained some weight, so he never asked her out again! What the H?! He had the gall to tell me that!
*He dropped me off. Didn't walk me to the door. Hugs given over consoles are awkward!
*He was an a$$!
*His number has been deleted...
Here is a picture for your viewing pleasure. Let me explain...I was so bored on the drive to his house. I took out my camera and started snapping. I told myself I needed a pic for my blog! It's kinda blurry but it works...
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Hell Date!
Mastered by Siggy at 11:00 PM
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7 of my Peeps!:
What a jerk!
Sigrid you're so funny! Those kinds of dates make great memories!!!! :)
sick.
What the? Why didn't you have him take you home sooner...bag the hand hold...he didn't deserve that..what an ah-say-weep-a!
What a JERK!!! You are such a beautiful and very smart girl...that guy doesn't deserve a girl like you.
Ya that does sound like a date from HELL! Maybe he's trying to make up for a loss in another area ;) hehe
Hilarity at its finest Sig...sorry it had to be at your expense. His loss though! I'll tell Nate to hold back on the recommendations next time.:)
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